Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsMy name is Larry Archer, a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up! Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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The Watchers – Now Available!


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(36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage. Imagine that you’ve just finished a mind numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink, when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having.

You hear the words Sex Show and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars you can watch people having sex right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.

The sex show turns out to be everything Gene could hope for and much more. At the end of the show, he discovers that one of the actresses is his sweet innocent wife of twenty years.

At first appalled, disgusted, and sick at his stomach at what he’s seen, he can’t seem to keep from looking at the pictures and movies one of the girls sends him. Read as Gene attempts to deal with the fact his wife is not what she seems and what is he going to do?

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“The Watchers” coming soon!

the_watchers_cover_200x300Below is an excerpt from one of the stories I’m working on, called The Watchers. A cuckold/hotwife story of a guy named Gene, who overhears two men talking at the bar about a Sex Club. As it turns out, a couple of swingers hold a gangbang every Friday night and Gene wrangles himself an invitation.

Can you imagine Gene’s surprise when he discovers that one of the people in the weekly gangbang is his wife. Who could have ever seen that coming?

Below is a clip from the story, when Gene’s wife decides to go to confession and get the priest to forgive her of all her sins. The story should be about 30,000 words or more and will be on sale for $2.99 at all of the usual perverted places.

Watch for the story, which should be out in several weeks and will be available at SmashWords and Amazon initially.

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I’m Having a Mid-Life Crisis

F & Vette cropWell probably more accurately, my entire life has been a mid-life crisis, even before it was my mid-life.

The other evening, Wifey and I were at Lucky’s, a local bar/restaurant, with another couple having breakfast after a house party. Vegas is somewhat unusual in the fact that they have tons of small combination bar, restaurant, and gambling spots. They are similar to Denny’s or IHop except they cater to people who drink and gamble.

Anyway we’re sitting around a 4-top and notice another couple in the corner playing kissy face. The guy was in his 40’s and the girl was probably about 10 years younger. I’m not much of a judge of guys but he wasn’t too bad. The girl was pretty hot, with nice legs and a short skirt. She had on a bra, which deducts 10 points automatically from my hotness scale.

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Some Prey On The Helpless

20160824_122214_resizedSome call me a pervert for preying on your hotwife but I’m a saint compared to some people in Las Vegas. At least if I’m going to screw you, you’ll get to watch!

The other day, I’m driving down Rancho near Highway 95, not far from downtown Las Vegas. This section is primarily made up of Hispanics, who are likely to be among the less fortunate. This is not a particularly bad part of town and is in much better shape than other parts of Sin City.

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The Runaway – On Sale 99cents

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The Runaway

The Runaway (34,000 Words)

The Runaway is on sale this weekend for 99 cents, regularly $2.99.

Foxy and Larry, two swingers, pickup a stranded girl on the side of the road and take her home to try and help her just before Christmas. Initially their motives were simply to try and help her but rapidly the homeless girl becomes infatuated with the couple and their lifestyle. Their mission of mercy now turns to debauchery as they invite her into their home and family. This 34,000 word story is long for your reading pleasure.

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Seduced by the Dark Side – On Sale!

Seduced by the Dark Side - Cover200x300Seduced by the Dark Side is on sale this weekend for 99 cents (regularly $2.99).

“Seduced by the Dark Side” (58,000 Words) is a hard-core non-stop erotic romance about a small town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer, while trying to get her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.

 

On her first day at work, her new boss, Crystal, catches her taking care of business, while she relives her experience from last night in the limo. Her boss, who is a MILF in expensive clothes, takes an immediate liking to her. While driving in her bosses new convertible, she meets a swinger couple, Foxy and Larry, on Las Vegas Boulevard, who invite them to a gentleman’s club that night for what promises to be an exciting evening.

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Newbie Tips for Swingers

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Below are several things for you to think about if you’re sticking your toe into the pond of alternate lifestyles, swinging, wife swapping, orgies, gang bangs, facial parties, or pulling a train.

Please excuse the fact that I often take a somewhat humorous slant on life, so forgive any of my inappropriate, insensitive, or stupid comments.

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