Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsMy name is Larry Archer, a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up! Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Have We Become a World of Loons?

Anti-WarWTF? As a sick perverted scribbler of erotica, I try not to pontificate on politics but here lately, I’m beginning to think that everyone is crazy except you and I. And I’m starting to have my doubts about you.

I’m beginning to think that I’m living in a Stephen King bad dream as people are killing one another for illogical reasons. Here in Las Vegas, a.k.a. Sin City, people apparently have stopped fucking and starting shooting each other as a pass time. Our murder rate is twice last year’s and doesn’t seem to be getting any better.

Why is having to sleep in the bathtub now a means of survival and not a bad joke? This is all crazy talk, people. You need to just chill out. Take a breath and put down that Mac-10.

I see that the loon in the truck has killed 80+ people in France and for what? If we assume that these people are Islamic terrorists, why would you think killing a bunch of innocent civilians would make everyone¬†love you? I thought most religions taught peace and love, but that doesn’t seem to be the message here.

I grew up in what we call Deep East Texas with chicken shit between my toes and from the time I was knee high to our cur dog, my parents would put a bottle in one hand and a 22 in the other. But I never went out and shot anyone or anything beyond a rusty tin can.

Growing up, every gun in our house was loaded as an empty gun is useless. I still remember the time when I was maybe 5 or 6 and pissed off a wild pig in the woods. When he took after me with those big tusks, I could see my young life quickly ending. As I ran screaming back to the house, I could hear him snorting behind me as he contemplated his next meal.

Running past the house as I was afraid if I slowed down, he’d get me, I heard the most beautiful sound in the world, a 12 ga. shotgun as my Dad cut down this wild boar, who was right on my ass.

Anyway I’m getting off topic here. I think it’s time to bring back the 1960’s and 70’s with peace and love. Rather than give the idiot, who cut you off, the finger; instead give him the peace sign and maybe he will repent and be a nicer person.

Make Love and Not War People!

 

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Summer Sale Days – All July 2016

Arm Waving Girl 200All My Smut is
On Sale or Free
This Month.

Throw down those grocery store ads, the furniture ads, even “gasp” the Fry’s ads as July is sale month at SmashWords! Come On Down!

Just when you thought that all you had to look forward to was those girls in bikini’s at the pool with your towel over your lap. SmashWords, one of the leading publishers of electronic books, is having a big sale this month.

Everything in my catalog is either free or 50% off! Read Below To Find Out How!

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A Peek Into My Mind

Another Day in Paradise 200x300-72dpiI’ve been having a conversation with two of my favorite bloggers, Dawn and KDaddy, who like me are a sick couple of people. LOL Seriously, sex bloggers tend to push the envelope and I’m just as big a perv as the rest.

If you haven’t figured out by now, I write smut stories and often portray things we’ve seen or done in the Lifestyle or swinging. Anyway Dawn, Daddy, and I have been discussing a couple of topics revolving around sex and people’s attitudes towards it.

I have a warped sense of humor with a typical glass-half-full attitude and generally try to look at things from a positive viewpoint. It got me to thinking and I decided to post an excerpt from my latest 40,000 word story “Another Day in Paradise”, available at most sellers of smut such as Excessica, Amazon, Excitica, SmashWords, Apple, and Kobo for the princely sum of $2.99 for your eBook reader, tablet, phone, or PC/Mac.

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The Supremes Rule Against Texas

imrs.phpWell the great state of Texas has been kneed in the gonads and good riddance. As a proud son of Texas, I have been disheartened by Texas politicians and their disregard for the rights of women. The “new” Republican Party has tried over and over to restrict the freedom of choice for women in regards for their bodies.

Roe v Wade has become a distraction for our politicians, who should be worrying about getting people jobs and fixing the economy rather than tilting at windmills like a bunch of crazy Don Quixote’s, with a coat hanger.

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Another Day in Paradise

Another Day in Paradise 200x300-72dpiAnother Day in Paradise, (40,000 words) is my latest erotica story and is now available on Excessica.com, where you can find all the best erotica.

Monica is a mid-western girl, who moves to Las Vegas to pursue her dreams of being a chorus girl. Like many others, who came before her, she finds fame and fortune a difficult goal to achieve. By accident, she meets a fellow dancer who gets her a job serving as eye candy and escorting the mayor around town, to help keep her afloat.

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Orlando Shooting – Why?

LGBTI woke this morning to news of the senseless shooting by yet another loon, which as I write this there are at least 49 dead and 53 wounded. A well armed individual, with both a long gun and pistol, entered a popular gay nightclub, Pulse, in Orlando, Florida. The NBC News Special hinted that it might have been influenced by the shooter’s gay hatred.

We need to wait to condemn people until we know all of the facts but the simple thing is that there is no reason to shoot defenseless people. I have a lot of LGBT friends and know they are often persecuted by people, who are offended by those who are different from themselves.

Those of us, who I consider “normal”, the motives to drive a person to randomly kill or maim over 100 people, are difficult to fathom.

My thanks go out to the lines of people, who have lined up to donate blood.

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Another Day in Paradise – Coming Soon!

Another Day in Paradise 200x300-72dpiMy latest novella, Another Day in Paradise, (38,000+ words) should be out the week of 13-June-2016 or the next week. I’ve recently signed on with eXcessica.com, the hot website for erotica eStories. Another Day in Paradise will be my first story published under the eXcessica label.

This latest saga from our perpetually horny swingers, Foxy and Larry, mixes up a little action with the typical erotic content as there is a new sheriff in town.

Well actually not a new sheriff but a Major, who is on loan to the Las Vegas Metro Police Department from Homeland Security and put in charge of the Vice Squad or Pussy Posse as it’s generally known by those on the job.

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